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John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.
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Fact: bisexuals make up a majority of the LGBT population.
Fact: the majority of bisexuals are closeted.
Theory: If all bisexual people came out, straight people would no longer be the majority.
Do we really make up a majority? Cause the way we’re erased i had no idea. Like really. I thought we were in minority…
The Human Rights Commission of San Francisco released a groundbreaking report on Bisexual Invisibility in 2010 which revealed that, even though only 28% of bisexuals are out (compared to 71% of lesbians and 77% of gay men.) bisexuals out-number gays and lesbians combined, Many studies have followed which verify this data.
Whaaaaat.
Bisexual Invisibility more like Bisexual Invincibility
reblogging for the last comment
Happy 20BiTeen, y’all. Time to reblog this chestnut and piss of the biphobes.
@justinsane8661 brought this lil Russian Blue kitten home from work the other day (he works at Home Depot and they found the kitten wandering around the tool shed outside) and we have both fallen madly in love with her! She’s the sweetest lil 5 month old kitten, and has warmed up to us so well!! Justin is very allergic to cats normally (I have 2 in my apartment that he can barely stand to be around because of the breathing problems they caused) and Russian Blue’s we discovered, are really good for people woth allergies! The first night Justin spent probably about 6 hours in his little bathroom with all her cat toys, food and litter box just teaxhing her how to play and use a litter box and where the food is and I have never ever seen him so in love with a cat. Idk man I just had to share how fucking cute this is 😍
Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency || costumes part 1
costume design by Julie Carnahan
So my brother tried to pet an iguana today…
People always forget the tail….
BEGONE
John Mulaney quotes I identify with
on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
- “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
- “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
- “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
- “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
- “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
- “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
- “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
- “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
- “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
- “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”
everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting
